I’m so glad I don’t have a penis and balls. I don’t protect my crotch at all, I let stuff press against it and hit it all the time. That’s because without balls, I didn’t have to develop protective reflexes like men did. In fact when I have sex, I spread my legs open, completely exposing my crotch, letting it get hit again and again, over and over. Instead of pain, letting my crotch get hit gives me pleasure.

I would be the worst guy. I’d hurt my balls all the time.