Haven’t you guys wondered what it would be like to have no penis?

Imagine looking down and seeing nothing there. You swing your hips side to side, front to back, but there’s nothing flopping around down there. You give your crotch a nice slap and it doesn’t hurt at all. You sit down and press your crotch hard into the chair, the flat front of your crotch is pressed tight against the wood and you feel no pain, no discomfort.

Wouldn’t that be nice?