Her (girl in her best Power Girl cosplay): What’s the first thing you think about when you think about Power Girl?
Him: Can I be honest?
Him: Big boobs. She’s got really big boobs.
Her: Big boobs? Is that it?
Him: Yeah, that’s it.
Her: I bet I can make you think about something else.
Him: Like what?
Her: Like… Hey, what’s that behind you? (points over his shoulder)
Him: (turns his head to look, sees nothing)
Her: (kicks him very hard in the balls)
Him: (moans loudly, drops to the floor, hands over his sac)
Her: (smirking) I bet you’ll think about that from now on.
Him: (writhes and whimpers in defeat)
You know what makes Power Girl even more powerful?
The fact that she doesn’t have balls.
Her crotch doesn’t need protection; all that’s covering it is a thin piece of leotard. You could kick her in the crotch as she is, it would never hurt her like it would hurt a guy.
That’s why Power Girl is superior to Power Boy, and every other boy out there!