It’s unfair that we think it’s funny when a guy gets hit in the balls. It’s wrong to giggle at the stupid face a man makes when he’s just been kicked in his most sensitive area and it’s downright cruel to keep laughing at him when he struggles through the pain over the next several minutes.

It’s also very sexy. Keep laughing. An amused girl and a humiliated guy is my fetish sweet spot. Be unfair. Be wrong. Be cruel. It’s hot.


Don’t get into an argument with this girl, especially if you’re a guy. She goes right for the balls.

“Aww, poor thing” she says, baby talk style, to her overprotective boyfriend. One kick to his nuts instantly shut him up and dropped him to his knees. She put her hands on the flat space of her own crotch in a mocking gesture. “Did that hurt?”

Share this if all you’ve ever wanted in your life is for a hot girl to hit you in the nuts, make fun of you for being in pain, and brag about how it doesn’t hurt her to get hit in the crotch.

All I want is to be told being male is shit, being female is vastly superior, and that I should spend every waking minute wishing that I could have been born female. Is that too much to ask?