“Okay, you win,” he said.

“I knew you’d see things my way.” She smiled.

“Don’t know how you do it.”

“You know exactly how I do it. I get most of what I want by being professional. I get the rest of what I want by being sexy. And if none of that works… I’ll just knee you in the nuts. Again.

A chill went up his spine and he covered his crotch with his briefcase. “Don’t remind me of that day,” he said.

She crossed her legs and shot him a knowing smirk.

When a woman crosses her legs, she doesn’t have to adjust her balls, or experience pain if they’re squeezed between her legs, because women don’t have balls.

She can cross her legs whenever she wants and squeeze as hard as she wants, it’s never going to hurt her.