Against guys, I might lose a distance pissing contest. I’d definitely lose a dick measuring contest.

But that does not mean guys are better than girls. Just because you win in those comparisons doesn’t mean you won’t lose in others.

I can take more hits to the crotch than you can. I can insert bigger things into my body than you can.

I may not have a penis and balls, but sometimes less is more. There are plenty of things I can do better than guys can!