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I can smacked in the crotch again and again all day long, it’s never going to hurt me the way it hurts you. My body has a better design than yours, I don’t have a weak spot dangling on the outside all exposed. My ovaries are tucked away safely inside my body.

Also, since I don’t have a penis, I don’t have anything hanging in the way when I walk, or run, or cross my legs, or anything. Again, my design is simply better. It doesn’t make sense to have something in the way of a bunch of moving parts.

My crotch is smooth, comfortable, and pain free. Aren’t you jealous?