Let’s play a game. You ready?

I want you to grab your nuts and squeeze as hard as you can. Go on.

And while you’re doing that, I want you to stare at my crotch as hard as you can.

As you feel the pain coming over you, I want you to look at me and understand that I’ll never, ever have to experience that pain. I don’t even know what it feels like.

Realize that my body is superior to yours because I don’t have a weak spot like you do.