Even though I don’t have a penis, I’m not jealous.

I may never get to experience having my dick sucked or pee standing up… but you boys don’t get to experience deep penetration, or having a fist in you, or riding a giant dildo, and I don’t have to deal with the problems of having a penis and balls.

All it takes is a smack in the crotch to remind me why being a girl is so much better!