Well, you agreed. I’d show you mine if I got to kick yours!

Fine, let’s make it a contest; you can slap my crotch, I can slap yours, and we’ll see who can take more.

Aww, what’s the matter, you scared? But you were just bragging about how being a guy is so much better! Worried that all your muscles aren’t going to matter for anything because of your vulnerable little balls?

Scared to face the truth, aren’t you?