You think I’m laying with my legs open so you can have your way with me. I’m just waiting for you to come at me with that dangly thing, then slice slice!

I’m not scared to have sharp objects near my crotch, because unlike you, I don’t have vulnerable parts dangling there just waiting to be cut off. 

It’s such a dumb design, having everything out in the open like that. You’re just asking for trouble.