Are you boys jealous of how I have a hole here and you don’t?
I wish I could lie to you and say it’s not that big a deal… but that’s just not true.
Having one of these things is so much fun! I can swallow so much stuff with it, it’s beyond belief. And it feels so good having all that stuff inside my body, stretching me out, touching me in my most sensitive places.
I’m sorry, but you boys are missing out!