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You boys think you’re so lucky to have a penis.
Look at how smooth and sexy my body is. Look at my smooth, flat, sensitive crotch. Tell me there isn’t anyone in the world who wouldn’t be happy to have this body.
You think I lose sleep at night wishing I had a penis? Please. Having a smooth, sexy body like this is worth way more than that. I don’t have to worry about getting hit in the nuts, I never have to adjust my dick or balls, I just have fun and enjoy my body however I want.
One day, you boys will realize having a penis isn’t all it’s cracked up to be, and it’s better to not have one. You’ll have wasted your life defending the wrong side.