Yes! I just won again, that’s the fifth Roshambo in a row.

Want to know how I keep winning these crotch-kicking contests? Here, take a look! That’s right, I don’t have any balls. I don’t have a penis either. There’s nothing there to get injured, just soft, smooth skin.

What do you mean your parents never taught you this stuff? Is this really the first time you found out girls don’t have balls and a penis? Oh wow, I can see from the bulge in your pants that I got you real excited. Just keep thinking about how I don’t have a penis and I can take as many hits to the crotch as I want. Yes, now stroke your penis, faster. Wait till you see what happens next….