I just tried peeing standing up for the first time.

And let me tell you… It’s not the same when you’re a girl.

When I was a boy, it was just point and shoot.

I thought I could just figure it out since I was so good at it as a boy. But peeing out of a hole between your legs is like trying to water your lawn with a water spigot.

You can’t!
There’s nothing to aim!