See, no balls, no weakness. That’s why we women are the superior gender

Look at how smooth my crotch is.

Do you think I have to worry about protecting my crotch in a fight?

Do you think I need crotch support just to do basic things like walk and run?

Do you think I need to buy baggy underwear and pants just to have enough room for my anatomy? 

No. Those are all exclusively male problems we women don’t have to deal with.