Oh, you think men are superior to women? That’s cute. Why don’t you come here and see how superior you are after I put these heels in your balls

Why is peeing standing up such a big deal for you boys? You think that makes you so great?

I’ve never needed to pee standing up. So obviously it’s not that big of a benefit.

You know what has been a big benefit? Not having balls. I’ve been hit in the crotch in sports, horsing around, whatever, without any pain whatsoever. Having no balls has saved my ass more times than I can count.

I can’t imagine what it must be like for you boys. Spending every day protecting your fragile precious cargo, and suffering immensely if you slip up even for a second.

I pity you.