Learning how to be a girl, part 2

The first thing we need to do is teach you how to pee. Sitting down to pee can be hard when you’ve been standing your whole life. Muscle memory is a powerful thing; we’ve heard stories of guys who even weeks after their transition walked into the men’s room, stood in front of a urinal, unzipped and literally started pissing into their pants before remembering they didn’t have a penis anymore.

Let’s start our first exercise; as you can see, we have toilets scattered all around the room. Pick one, and when you approach it, don’t even think about peeing; it helps to imagine you have to poop instead, so you’ll sit right down. Once you do, one of our instructors will come around to show you your basic anatomy and how to pee. Some of you just transitioned this morning, so congratulations, this will be your first time peeing as a girl. If the idea of having naked women all around you looking at your private parts turns you on, don’t worry about popping a boner, that’s not going to be a problem for you anymore.

Now that you’ve peed, take 2 or 3 pieces of toilet paper, fold it in half, then wipe your crotch from front to back. Even though it feels more natural, don’t wipe from back to front because that increases your risk of a urinary tract infection.

Congratulations! You’ve all done it right for the first time. I know it’s hard right now and some of you really miss peeing standing up, but the more you do this the easier it’ll get.