nowthatimagirl:

There is this silly rumor going around that it sucks to not have a penis.

I’m not sure there is any merit to that statement considering how the only benefit to having a penis is the ability to pee standing up.

Let’s be honest boys, if I wanted to pee standing up, I would.
I aim just fine without one you know?

And I would never give up having a slit instead of a shaft.