You boys and your frail crushable nuts are so funny to me

This one time I was squeezing a guys balls with one hand.

As if to retaliate, he instinctively grabbed towards my crotch. He tried to grab and squeeze like I was, but I just laughed at him as he grasped at air.

As he fell down on his knees I could see the tears of jealousy welling up in his eyes.