Piper Perri

I don’t have a penis.

It doesn’t make me sad or anything.

In fact there’s a ton of advantages, like being able to squat down like this without my penis dragging on the ground. I can cross my legs, wear tight pants, don’t have to wear a cup when I do sports.

Don’t you get it boys? I can’t get a boner but I can do tons of things you can’t.