I tried to get my witch girlfriend to explain to me what having no penis felt like, but she took it a step further.

Me: So, what does having no penis feel like? I wouldn’t know.

Her: Why don’t you try it yourself?

Me: Oh my god…. Are you serious?! My dick is… my dick… my dick is gone. my dick is gone. Where… how… Am I a real girl? …. oh my god, I’m a real girl now. How did you do that?