You want to know why having no penis is nice?

It means we can wear a skirt because we don’t have to worry about a penis hanging past the bottom, or accidentally getting a boner and lifting up the skirt. It means we can wear really tight underwear and pants. It means we can cross our legs without having to move stuff out of the way.

And, it means we can take hits to the crotch over and over and over again without experiencing pain.

Face it guys, being male sucks. Being female is better.