pussyenvyfetish:

Girls have all kinds of abilities that boys don’t.

We can straddle things, wear tight pants, cross our legs, get hit in the crotch without pain, swallow things from our crotch, feel the inside of our bodies, fit bigger things inside our bodies than men can, have multiple orgasms…..

But you boys are SO proud of your ability pee standing up. Maybe it’s because there’s nothing else to be proud about….