I don’t think girls realize how lucky they are to not have balls. Those things are seriously a pain in the ass. I sometimes wish girls could just live a day in our shoes, to see how much it hurts to get hit in the nuts, and see how annoying it is to have to constantly be aware of how you walk and how you sit, to avoid hurting them. I think after that day, they’d all appreciate so much more how nice it is to have no balls. And then they could make fun of us all the time about how it’s worse to be male and being female is better. I’d like that very much.