My wife is really taking to this GIRTH trip I’ve been on…opening her up with bigger and bigger stuff. It used to be we’d have to drink most of the bottle before she was brave enough to try taking it. Now she’s eager to get down to business. First the shot glass, then the martini shaker…now I can get a fifth started in her along with an inch or so. Awesome!

You guys have no idea what you’re missing out on.