Pussy Envy Fetish

becomingfemale:

I should have gotten rid of my penis a long time ago

pussyenvyfetish:

beautifulcrotchgaps:

gap

How do you guys walk with all that stuff between your legs?

pussyenvyfetish:

beautifulcrotchgaps:

gap

See what makes us strong?

No weak spot between our legs.

pussyenvyfetish:

beautifulcrotchgaps:

gap

Sorry boys, as long as you have that weakness between your legs, you will never be better than girls.

pussyenvyfetish:

beautifulcrotchgaps:

gap

Are you jealous of how I can wear these but you can’t?

pussyenvyfetish:

beautifulcrotchgaps:

gap

Alright guys, even though we’re a nudist club, you’re still going to have to wear cups. It’s just a matter of safety.

Girls? You don’t have to worry about a thing!

pussyenvyfetish:

beautifulcrotchgaps:

gap

Is having a penis uncomfortable?

pussyenvyfetish:

beautifulcrotchgaps:

gap

My boyfriend got his dick stuck in his jeans zipper one time.

I’m so glad I don’t have a penis….

pussyenvyfetish:

beautifulcrotchgaps:

gap

Walking naked is so much easier for girls than it is for guys.

And you guys with big dicks? You can’t even walk comfortably without supportive equipment.

Pathetic.

pussyenvyfetish:

beautifulcrotchgaps:

gap

You think you’re so tough soldier?

Fine, let’s see who can take more hits to the crotch. What, are you scared a girl is going to beat you?

Wow. Down with one hit. Who’s the tough one now?