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Where Boys Will Be Girls
Cute
Clothes fit so much better when you don’t have a penis.
So I Made This Caption About 2 Years Ago, And I Can See It’s Become Quite Popular. Here It Is On Tumblr For Youu ❤
I wish I looked that good!
Be her, obviously.
…yes.
I wish I could wear a sexy little thing like that without shit spilling out all over my crotch.
If I tried, my dick would hang out one side, with one ball hanging out the other. So unflattering. And even if I got it all tucked in, god forbid if I have a boner.
It would feel so sexy to go out with only that covering me. But I’m anatomically not able to do it.
My penis and balls are gone!
I can smack myself in the crotch again and again and it doesn’t hurt me at all.
This is better than I ever could have dreamed!
With that swimsuit! 👙👜💖
What I would give to have no penis and have that swimsuit squeeze me so tight, hugging every curve of my smooth crotch…
http://seattlejasmine.tumblr.com
Grow your hair. Grow your breasts. Shrink your waist. Become a girl.
Working on the shrinking part
Girls don’t have balls. That’s what I look forward to the most.
