If I was a girl, I would spank myself in the crotch and giggle over how it hurts boys but it doesn’t hurt me.
I need this so bad!
I wish I didn’t have a penis so panties would fit me properly for once.
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I wish I didn’t have balls.
It must be nice wearing skintight underwear without a ballsack in the way. It must be even nicer to be able to sit, cross your legs, and smack your crotch without causing pain.
I would if it wasn’t for this dick in the way…
Feeling it uncomfortably squished into panties clearly not made for a male body just makes me disappointed. I just wish it was gone!
One day, it’s what everyone else will see
I would give anything to have no penis and no balls.
I wish I didn’t have a penis so I could wear tight, sexy things like this. It must feel so sexy having that hug your smooth, flat crotch.