I’m a girl, so I don’t have a penis, or balls.
That’s why I’m able to wear this tight PVC suit without it being uncomfortable, and why I’m able to do the splits on the ground without hurting anything.
We have a lot of advantages you boys don’t have.
As a girl, I’m really glad I don’t have balls.
It’s so freeing to be able to spread our legs without worrying about exposing a vulnerable spot.
Don’t you feel sorry for men? They have these balls that cause them extreme pain at the smallest squeeze.
I know, me neither! It’s their fault for having them. Makes me feel lucky to be a girl.
Check out this awesome tumblr:
A woman’s sexuality just pours out through her clothes. She can’t hide her curves, the way her body moves. She can’t help it, it just shows.
The first time I saw a boy get kicked in the balls, I was really glad I don’t have balls.
Who wants to make me a happy girl?
I’d love to!
Girls can’t get kicked in the nuts, we don’t have nuts!