Where is it even going?
Girls can do incredible things guys can’t even dream of doing.
Are you boys jealous of how I can slap myself in the crotch without feeling pain?
How about how I can wear tight panties and tight jeans without an unsightly, uncomfortable bulge?
How about the fact that I can swallow something deep into my body and feel it tickle my insides?
You boys have a lot to be jealous for.
I think it’s so funny when boys get hit in the balls.
They can never do that to me.
Heidi, Lucy Li & Sapphira from Watch4Beauty
Boys have a weak spot between their legs.
Girls don’t.
Oops! Did I hit you in the balls? I’m sorry. (not really!)
Here, you can hit me back. Then we’ll be even, right? (not really!)
You can’t hit a girl in the nuts.
Girls don’t have nuts.
They don’t have that weakness.
Why do you guys think having a cock is so important?
We don’t have one and we’re doing just fine.
How do you guys even survive with all that junk hanging between your legs?
Everything just makes sense as a girl. Nothing hanging in the way, nothing vulnerable dangling there.
I can’t imagine having to carry dead weight between my legs for my whole life. It must be so annoying.
I never have to know what it feels like to get kicked in the balls.
It’s so unfair when you really think about it. Guess I’m just one of the lucky ones.
