Swallowing a wine bottle is a female-only talent.
Even a normal girl can fit two fists inside her body. That’s how big vaginas are.
You think a normal guy has a penis the size of two fists? He’s lucky if it’s as big as one.
I can tickle the inside of my bladder. You guys will never get to know what that feels like, will you?
I used to feel sad for not having a penis, but when I found out I could do things boys couldn’t, it didn’t feel so bad.
When you look at the things a vagina is able to do, doesn’t a penis seem so inferior by comparison?
How does it feel knowing I can fit more inside my body than you? That I’m better at it than you? Does that make you feel inferior?
