Pussy Envy Fetish

pussyenvyfetish:

Aren’t you guys ever jealous of us girls?

Admit it; you’ve had to have wondered what it would be like to have no balls and no penis. Imagine being able to sit however you like, wear clothes as tight as you want, or cross your legs without having to worry about those things.

And what about having a vagina? You know you’re curious what having one feels like. Imagine being able to swallow things from that part of your body. Not only that, it can swallow bigger things than any other part of your body can. What would that feel like?

pussyenvyfetish:

sindymet:

Nancy A in Riding Solo at WowGirls

I don’t get it boys, how do you LIVE with all that shit hanging between your legs?

It’s got to be so uncomfortable. How do you walk with all that skin and balls and dick just dangling there? Doesn’t it get in the way?

pussyenvyfetish:

Honestly guys. Why can’t you take even a little tap to the crotch? Are your balls really that sensitive? That vulnerable?

If it really is that bad, I pity you. It’s got to suck having to live your whole life like that.

pussyenvyfetish:

Guys, I’m being completely serious here; what’s the point of having all that size and muscle if one hit to the balls brings you down? 

Even in my slimmer, weaker body, I can easily beat you by landing a blow to your precious family jewels.

You’ve got to admit, it’s a completely flawed design.

pussyenvyfetish:

It’s absolutely ridiculous how boys have to wear a cup when they play sports.

It’s like, what were guys supposed to do before cups were invented? Just suffer and die?

I’m sorry guys; nature gave you a serious disability. I am so happy to be a girl.

pussyenvyfetish:

I’m going to kick you in the balls so hard, you’re going to WISH you were a girl like me.

pussyenvyfetish:

That last kick to the balls really did a number on you. You look like you’re about to throw up.

I’m so glad I’m a girl. I will never have to experience the pain you’re going through, and I’m looking at the reason why.

pussyenvyfetish:

You want to know the best part of not having balls?

Watching grown men cry (like, literally cry) from a hit that would barely even hurt me.

Stuff like that makes me feel so superior.

pussyenvyfetish:

I may not have a penis, but at least I don’t fall down like a wimp if something so much as bumps my crotch.

Seriously guys. Toughen up a little.

pussyenvyfetish:

You boys can’t sit like this because it crushes your balls?

Aww. Too bad for you.