pussyenvyfetish:

Some guys feel sorry for us girls because we don’t have a penis and we can’t pee standing up, but seriously guys, it’s not that bad.

We can still kinda pee standing up if we push our hips forward. And considering that a single hit to your crotch brings you to your knees, I really don’t think we’re missing out on that much.

pussyenvyfetish:

Guys, is it hard for you to sit in certain places?

With all that stuff hanging down there, you’ve really got to be careful where you sit and how you sit. I can’t even imagine that, having to always be on the lookout so you don’t hurt yourself. It’s got to suck….