pussyenvyfetish: See this spot right here? This is where her penis would be if she was a boy. But lucky for her, she’s not. She doesn’t have to carry an annoying dangly thing for her whole life. She doesn’t have a pair of sensitive balls that hurt like hell if you so much as tap …

pussyenvyfetish: Hey, I’ve got an itch under my lung, would you mind scratching it for me? Seriously though, the fact that girls get to experience all these deep internal sensations is not fair. As a guy, why don’t I get to know what that feels like?

pussyenvyfetish: girlswhocracknutz: KICK HIS FUCKING NUTS! Girl power! If you did this to a girl, it wouldn’t hurt her anywhere near as bad. Just more proof that girls are superior to boys. You chose the wrong side, boys!

pussyenvyfetish: Women are so lucky to have such an incredible hole. They can do so many things that men can’t do, it’s ridiculous. How could nature be so unfair? How could it give women a hole so big, they can take a forearm into their body, while giving males a penis so small, it’s barely …

pussyenvyfetish: You know what I just did? I just felt something slide behind my bladder, through my hips, and tickle me behind my bellybutton. Isn’t that amazing? Thanks to me being a girl, I get to experience incredible sensations in places so deep, I can’t even see. I feel so sorry for you boys, you …