pussyenvyfetish: If a boy tried to sit like this? He’d crush his balls. It’s not a problem for me. I’m a girl; I don’t have any.
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pussyenvyfetish: I could seriously skate like this and I would have no problem. I can cross my legs, twist, turn, do whatever; since I don’t have a penis and balls, my legs are free to move however I wish.
pussyenvyfetish: This is the view that girls get to enjoy. Girls don’t have to worry about a penis when they walk. Their legs just glide past one another. They don’t have to worry about finding room for a penis when they put on panties or jeans. They can just slide them right on.
pussyenvyfetish: Are you guys ever curious about what it would be like to be a girl? Try to imagine what it would be like to have no penis. Think about that flatness, that smooth skin. What would that be like?
pussyenvyfetish: We don’t have to wear a cup when we play soccer. We don’t have nuts, so there’s really nothing down there that can get injured from a flying ball. I feel so sorry for you guys; getting hit in the balls looks like it hurts so bad. Doesn’t that make you the slightest bit …
pussyenvyfetish: One of the nice things about being a girl is never having to worry about getting hit in the balls. Seriously guys, I’ve seen videos of you guys getting hit in the nuts; that shit looks like it hurts like hell. Stuff like that makes me SO glad to be female.
pussyenvyfetish: Look, she said she’s sorry she kicked you in the balls. That’s still not enough for you? Fine, she’ll give you a free hit to her crotch. Isn’t that nice of her? Now you can make things even. Are you happy now?
pussyenvyfetish: Guys, what are you doing when you stand up all the time and pull on your pants? Do your penis and balls really have to be adjusted that much? I can wear skintight pants like this and I never have to adjust even once. I guess that’s the advantage of having no penis and …
pussyenvyfetish: sindymet: Diana F in White On White at Erotic Beauty Want to see me swallow this apple whole? Since I’m a girl, I can do it. You boys would struggle with it though….
pussyenvyfetish: Just the idea of a jock strap is hilarious to me. You guys need extra support down there just to run? Isn’t running like, one of the most basic things a human should be able to do without assistance? It’s amazing how bad your body’s design is. It’s not just bad, it’s pathetically bad.