pussyenvyfetish: luvdagap: Gap Sometimes I hear boys complain about jock itch. That’s no surprise, with that wrinkly, sweaty ballsack, it’s bound to get infected at some point. Girls don’t get jock itch. You know why? Because our crotch is smooth and flat, everything stays cool and dry and comfortable, even when we exercise.
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pussyenvyfetish: luvdagap: Gap Aww. Are you jealous, big strong man? A little girl like me was able to take you down in one hit. But you don’t see a pair of balls on me, do you? You can’t hurt me like I can hurt you. Isn’t that so unfair?
pussyenvyfetish: luvdagap: Gap Aren’t you boys jealous of how we don’t have a weak spot at our crotch? We can tap it over and over again with no pain at all.
pussyenvyfetish: I can’t believe how much it hurts boys to get hit in the crotch. My boyfriend and I were horsing around in the pool, we accidentally kicked each other in the crotch. I barely hit him and he’s crying in pain. I got wallopped and I’m fine. I’ve never felt so lucky to be …
pussyenvyfetish: I love having no nuts. It’s so nice having no weak spot between my legs, I can spread my legs however I want with no worries. That’s the best part about being a girl, the freedom to use my legs.
pussyenvyfetish: Since I’m a girl, I can hide things inside my body. It’s like my own secret pocket. You guys don’t have one.
pussyenvyfetish: Eating things with my vagina tastes so much better than eating things with my mouth. My body just opens right up, it’s amazing.
pussyenvyfetish: One awesome thing about being a girl is even though we don’t have a penis, it’s so easy to simulate having one. All we have to do is strap one on. You guys can’t pretend to have a vagina. So we get to experience sex both ways, but you can only experience it one …
pussyenvyfetish: I can’t believe that evil witch cursed me with a penis. None of my old clothes fit because the penis gets in the way. Walking is so uncomfortable with it all stuffed between my legs. The balls are even worse, even a little touch causes so much pain. Having a penis sucks. I wish …
pussyenvyfetish: My body can take in more than your body can. That’s my advantage for being a girl.