pussyenvyfetish: piledrive: Just waiting there Having a penis makes no sense whatsoever. Why would there be dead weight hanging between moving parts? Balls make even less sense. A weak spot so sensitive it can bring you down with one hit? Sure, let’s put it right here, all hanging and exposed. The female design is just …

pussyenvyfetish: piledrive: Hold on baby girl, here I come. Being a girl is sweet. I can do this without an unsightly dick hanging in my face. How did I even tolerate being male for so long?

pussyenvyfetish: cheatingcaps: “Oh – um hey honey, can you – can you come back in a few minutes? Um, an hour maybe?” I bet that feels amazing, but since I don’t have a vagina I’ll never get to know…